πŸ“ˆ Pump & Dump

A satirical trading-scheme simulator.
Buy. Tweet. Dump. Profit. (Don't get arrested.)

πŸ“Š Live Order Book πŸ“° Industry News 🐦 X Posts πŸ‘₯ Influencers ⚠️ Heat Risk πŸ›οΈ Gold & Oil

How it works

  • Pick an asset from the watchlist β€” penny stocks, meme coins, biotech, tech, blue chips, gold, oil
  • Buy at the bid price. Each asset has a realistic bid/ask spread.
  • Pump via X posts, hired influencers, and ads. Watch the order book fill up.
  • Exit before the heat triggers an arrest, de-bank, or margin call.
  • Clear the profit target to advance. Go bankrupt (margin call) and it's over.
  • Gold and oil require Elon Musk status (Level 4+) to move meaningfully.

Entertainment only. No real securities are harmed. Please don't actually do this.